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  1. Schnauzer

    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    I've always enjoyed the photo countdown but first thought about doing this last year. In the end I was simply too lazy. This year I am slightly less lazy, although I still didn't get around to it until the 70's. I can't guarantee I'll either remember or have time every day (especially weekends)...
  2. Schnauzer

    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    58! The University of Minnesota Golden Gophers football team has scored exactly 58 points in a game only once, according to AI. That occurrence was on September 10, 2016, in their 58-28 victory over Indiana State. This was the highest number of points scored by Minnesota at TCF Bank Stadium...
  3. Schnauzer

    Big Ten Offensive Line Rankings Entering 2025 (13. Minnesota)

    13th B1G ranked O line protecting the 17th B1G ranked QB. Either the Gophers are being underestimated (again) or it is going to be a rough season.
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    59! For 59 we go back to 1992 for a bright spot in an otherwise dismal season of Golden Gopher Football. In the 1992 game between the Minnesota Golden Gophers and the Iowa Hawkeyes, the Gophers defeated the Hawkeyes 28-13. The game, played on November 21, 1992, at the Hubert H. Humphrey...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    60! For 60 we don’t have a touchdown or even a field goal. What we do have is a very recent memory provided by freshman sensation Koi Perich. A 60 yard punt return that if it were not for an unforgivable reffing call, should have been the iconic play from a historic all time comeback win over...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    61! For 61 we have a 61 yard Tyler Johnson TD in PJ Fleck’s first game as the head football coach at MN.
  7. Schnauzer

    MN Daily: Crystal Ball: How Minnesota football could finish in 2025

    I like to point out and laugh at the annual preseason love fest with Nebraska as much as the next guy. But that one concerns me this year. Please please please let the streak reach 6 in a row.
  8. Schnauzer

    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    62! We've got a fun one for 62. No less than a special 62 yard field goal in a packed Metrodome by Chip Lohmiller to put the Gophers up over the Squawks 17-0 at half, just one week after beating Meat Chicken. November 22, 1986. Unfortunately after a dominant first half, the Gophers would go...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    63! On September 4, 2004 - The 24th ranked Gophers crushed Toledo 63-21, after calling off the dogs mid fourth quarter with the score 63-7. https://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/242480135/toledo-minnesota
  10. Schnauzer

    Pierce Petersohn to announce tomorrow!!!

    Franklin just tweeted his "bat signal" like tweet that goes with big signings. I do think he is gone. TE is what he wants to be.
  11. Schnauzer

    Pierce Petersohn to announce tomorrow!!!

    By the way, if you want to stick out somewhere, I recommend driving to Penn State for a whiteout game against Minnesota, and stock your car with ALL your tailgate gear from MN. TWO bright maroon and gold tailgate tents with block M markings along with Goldy Gopher cornhole boards created a LOT...
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    Pierce Petersohn to announce tomorrow!!!

    I'm sure there are exceptions but in my (often faulty) memory... it seems like when these late breaking rumors pop out just prior to someone announcing a commitment, they are correct. So, if my limited ability to remember is correct in this case, he'll announce he's going to Penn State. I hope...
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    Pierce Petersohn to announce tomorrow!!!

    my oldest kid went to Penn State Law School. He had a blast there and was a football season ticket holder for 2 of his 3 years (his first year was the covid season so no football games for fans). We visited 3 times including the MN white out game where the luster began to wear off of...
  14. Schnauzer

    Every Big Ten team's best, worst case scenario in 2025: USC plays for league title? A three-loss Penn State?

    I think that this is fair. I do feel like the actual results will be in the middle of those two predictions but it is best case / worst case and I agree with both of these extremes and don't feel like either one is impossible.
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    Pierce Petersohn to announce tomorrow!!!

    oops! I was wondering if the Voss decision to be a Gopher, coupled with the prediction he'd be a TE here, made me wonder if Petersohn would see his opportunities as being too crowded here. Has there been any indication as to what time he is going to make his announcement today?
  16. Schnauzer

    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    We are now 64 days away from Gopher football! Da'Jon McKnight 64 yard touchdown pass from MarQueis Gray vs Michigan State in 2011
  17. Schnauzer

    the internet is once again underwhelmed with the prospect of the upcoming Gopher football season.

    I could start forwarding every ‘25 B1G prediction that has the Gophers in the bottom 5 to you if you’d like. I didn’t make that up. Of course (as I said) there are some out there that predict an upper division finish.
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    the internet is once again underwhelmed with the prospect of the upcoming Gopher football season.

    I spend my share of time on Threads, Twitter, Tik Tok etc. etc. and of course any 13 year old can publish a flashy "Ranking the B1G helmets" post, or rank the teams for the upcoming season. I am annually amazed at how it is rinse, repeat with putting the Gophers somewhere beyond the #10...
  19. Schnauzer

    You aren't going to recognize Bielema this year.

    Not sure why the way he loses weight matters. For a lot of us, it is really hard to lose weight. The important thing is he has lost weight and is a healthier guy now. That is a very good thing. I don't pretend to know how he did it but why should that matter?



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