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    Invalid fair catch signal

    Someday I will look back at my life and be disgusted with myself about how much time I wasted educating people on a 2023 Invalid Fair Catch Signal referee video review play reversal from 2023. Iowa fans simply won't let it die, and I have anointed myself to be the person to educate every last...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    29! We are already into the 20s! Where has the summer gone? Up in Canadian wildfire smoke, I guess. Darius Taylor's 29 yard TD run vs Illinois last season was more than a big help in defeating the Illininillini on the road. The win was big at the time as Illinois was ranked, but proved even...
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    Badgers on how Gophers won the Axe last year: ‘They beat our butts’

    I think things are closer with Iowa than most people think. The Gophers have been on a bad run as of late where there are several games in recent years where the Gophers were the better team but Iowa pulled out the wins. I'm not saying upsets or winning as favorites. I'm saying the eye test from...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    30! The footage of Rhys Lloyd nailing a walk off field goal to win the axe in 2003 is well known. But Lawrence Maroney pushed the Gophers out into a lead in the axe game that year with his 30 yard touchdown run. His TD run opened the scoring in the 1st quarter. The TD run came at the end of the...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    31! The "other" huge win from the 2019 season was the convincing 2020 New Years Day victory over Auburn in the outback bowl, 31-24. Coconut Shrimp never tasted so good and Covid 19 was just a rumor.
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    32! For 32 we have a 32 yard interception return for a TD from Justin Walley in the blowout win over Maryland last season. It is at the 55 second mark of this highlight collection. https://gophersports.com/news/2024/10/26/football-gophers-cruise-past-maryland-48-23-for-third-straight-win
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    33! For 33 we have a 33 yard touchdown run my Thomas Tapeh in the big victory over Arkansas in the 2002 Music City Bowl. https://gophersports.com/news/2002/12/30/Minnesota_Football_Defeats_Arkansas_29_14_to_Win_Music_City_Bowl
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    Badgers on how Gophers won the Axe last year: ‘They beat our butts’

    Its getting pretty rough over there in Wisconsin. They have begun to dig out old replays of the 2005 Gopher/Badger game to get them through these lean times.
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    34! Speaking of DancesForRaiders, Middle Tennessee, humidity, and the number 34... how about a Gopher 34-3 snoozer over those very Raiders? Derrick Engle did enjoy a 34 yard touchdown against Purdue 34 has been an interesting Gopher number over the years. An incomplete list includes: 34-32...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    35! For 35 we have a 35 yard touchdown pass to Daniel Jackson (Jackson made touchdowns against Michigan look easy) in what was otherwise a very forgettable game.
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    Curt Cignetti on IU’s notably soft non conference slate: “We figured we’d adopt the SEC scheduling model.”

    yes, that is more important and meaningful in an 18 team conference, and it reduces the need to say "yeah but this team got to avoid that team, etc. etc.
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    STrib profile: Despite Razorbacks roots, Drake Lindsey is the future of Gophers football

    I am grinding my teeth over all the low rankings he is getting in all the off season QB rankings made by people that have never seen him throw a pass. I would always hope he'd light up the scoreboard and season with his golden arm under any circumstances but all the opportunities to serve crow...
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    Ranking the Big Ten's quarterbacks from worst to first heading into 2025 (18. Drake Lindsey (Minnesota))

    Ha! 18 now. He must be the first redshirt QB ever to start in a D1 game.
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    Curt Cignetti on IU’s notably soft non conference slate: “We figured we’d adopt the SEC scheduling model.”

    exactly, and they really benefitted from the earlier set ups where their hypothetical power always got them 5 or so teams preseason ranked in the top 10 and then with a light non conference schedule, their only losses are nearly guaranteed to be to other highly ranked teams - which doesn't hurt...
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    Curt Cignetti on IU’s notably soft non conference slate: “We figured we’d adopt the SEC scheduling model.”

    The irony is I was participating in an online discussion about the two playoff models (SEC vs B1G) and saying I like the B1G model much better because it rewards actual results instead of preseason human polls and hypothetical power like the SEC model. There were multiple replies back from SEC...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    36! for 36 we step back to perhaps the most "what could have been" season of my lifetime. 2003. A 36-10 thumping of Illinois was a great example of how vicious the Golden Gopher running game could be. The Gophers had a pair of 100-yard rushers. Maroney led the way with 179 yards on just 22...
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    ANNUAL GOPHERHOLE PICTORIAL COUNTDOWN TO GOPHERS SEASON OPENER!!

    37! One of the more frustrating losing streaks in Gopher history finally came to an end in 2018 when the Gophers went on the road and made themselves bowl eligible by beating Wisconsin 37-15 in a game that wasn't as close as the score indicated. That game meant a lot. Winning the Axe for the...
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    Which team did media pick to win the conference in the 15th annual cleveland.com Preseason Big Ten Football Poll? (11. Minnesota)

    That is a a predicted drop from above .500 to below .500 in the B1G, with an easier schedule. Media must be assuming either Lindsey sucks or the team in general has lost more than it is gaining.
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    Taylor and Lindsey catching walleyes and bass

    both SR7 and SSR7 shad raps for me. Husky jerks in cooler spring/fall water.
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    Taylor and Lindsey catching walleyes and bass

    Northerns are not that bad, especially if eaten fresh from the lake and if the Y bones are filleted out of them, or if they are pickled like herring. But, they aren't worth it as far as I am concerned. The stinky slime in my boat isn't worth it, that is. I can smell them in the dip net already...



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