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people ask how the games are profitable with empty stands. here we are.

the Little White Jug

the Gophers have had a lot of big shots on the ballcarrier tonight to have created no fumbles

Every time we've seen him come in a couple times

The Gophers have more than 2x total yards and 11 more minutes of possession and Virginia Tech is averaging 1.2 yards per carry and has 7 first downs. 14 points is very lucky for the Hokies

Gophers should be winning this by more but for a few crazy special teams plays by Virginia Tech. Which was always their reputation in the Beamer days

Gopher it

I can already hear the internal meeting at (Guaranteed) Rate where they said nobody wants mortgages anymore so we have to make a completely unrelated and probably unsuccessful lifestyle app to engage with potential customers until there's a recession again and rates go down.

PJ gets the extra runny mayo dump for that one

there's been at least a half dozen "did they mean to do that?" moments from the producers and camera crew

I miss the Pinstripe Bowl where they just showed a guy on a lawn mower a couple times on that janky ass field

It's hard to lose when you are winning both sides of the LOS. Gophers got this one.

better be illegal cheating on them that punt was a bomb

it's a matter of time before there's a backbreaking turnover from Watson

someone should do the Spin Your Lid chant with the Duke's Mayo mascot

He's been accurate, too. He looks like a draftable kicker and a name we may hear on Sundays.

can we get John Love to portal to the Gophers?

let's see a kick six from Koi

This is a beatdown. A couple of ugly special teams plays and one play by their offense are all that separates this from 24-0

that's why they warn you