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This team would be overwhelmed by talented student managers.

Agree. Closed door, player-only meetings and skipping media sessions generally signals the end of a coach, college or pro. There is always an outside miracle chance the blind gopher could still find a hole, but, if I'm putting money down, our gopher is out in the open and will soon be a meal.

Well, there we have it. "It's out of my control." Besides a total lack of head coach experience, he was and remains completely ill-equipped to handle this new landscape. The Minnesota Three were in a quiet mutiny last year and I'm guessing NIL was not the primary driver. Money becomes a factor...

No bad days, please.

Take things to alleviate the symptoms, but like a cold, The Suck just has to run its course. Only 56 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, not that anyone is counting. ;)

You have not seen Dave Chappelle with Charlie Murphy I presume. Prince LOVED this sketch.

I'm going out on a limb and surmising you never actually played organized basketball let alone coached a team. Anyone that has played even moderately competitive basketball can see this team has no identity, struggles with fundamentals and routinely lacks situational awareness. If it was truly...

I wholeheartedly disagree with the analysis and this quite honestly makes me really upset. We are not winning 3 conference games unless 3 teams decide to forfeit for fear of catching The Suck.

It is a crazy-ass idea, but I gotta admit, I'd tune in to watch a few if only for the novelty of it all. I mean at this point, why not go full circus? :LOL:

We could always organize a contingent to go to a few games with bags on our heads. That would be kind of funny on a broadcast. :unsure:

Predictably.

It could be that team speed, which is on pace with a Farmall H pulling a 3 bottom plow, has something to do with it.

If we win a conference game this year, I'll be shocked. Can GH put a countdown clock on the front page for March 9 about 2:30 pm CST, provided the Rutgers game doesn't go to OT??

He is incapable of rage.

Put one of our deep reserves in and have him punch him right in the face. We have trouble scoring, can't shoot free throws and generally lack any offensive cohesiveness, but we play a physical brand of basketball. :)

Did Asuma start?

Just an unlucky bastard is all.

The downtown area was pretty dead. We were going to stop at a bar after the game. It was already closed. There was signage, but it wasn't as prominent as I might have expected. The Fan Fest outside the stadium was quite lame I thought. A large chunk of fans were inside the club level...

This was wise. If you don't take care of you, nobody will, and definitely not Gophers MBB.

And stop calling me Shirley. Or do you have a drinking problem?