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  1. DarthGopher

    Neal: Moving forward with Ben Johnson is the only option for Gophers men’s basketball

    Since most of these articles are intended to generate clicks and strike up a conversation / buzz, Neal did his job by capitalizing on recency bias. All of these outlets depend on traffic to and from the site to generate revenue. This is an easy "A" as the old saying goes. He is savvy enough to...
  2. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    I sure hope Jerry doesn't chime in if Johnson is in fact let go, but he seems to have a problem with keeping his yap shut so only time will tell. ;)
  3. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    It is about getting your name announced and your roughly 11 seconds of spotlight time as you ran through your teammates to the floor. The chicks in the stands screaming in support. We were gods!
  4. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    Sounds like a possible My Strange Addiction episode. :unsure:
  5. DarthGopher

    Weakling Wednesday Final Weekend: Iowa @ Nebraska for the Final "Chair and a Chance"

    When trying to outrun a grizzly bear, I need not be the fastest person out there. I need only be faster than the slowest of the bunch.
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    Fire Ben Johnson

    It must be the liquor talking.
  7. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    Of course. It would be an ill-tempered stare if that helps.
  8. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    I'll do it for $285K and a promise to get ejected at least twice during the season.
  9. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    Sipping slowly on my $11 Pepsi. :ROFLMAO:
  10. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    Those Sirens are hard to resist, but resist he must, or they will lure him to his death.
  11. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    My guess is we be marchin' since we are realistically about 30-35 days out from the inevitable, barring some kind of miracle. 7 games remain. We're gaining about 3 minutes of daylight a day now. We got this!
  12. DarthGopher

    Fire Ben Johnson

    "Get them" is code for suck up to me, stroke my overinflated ego and I might reciprocate by sending a player your way. Massive douchery in those circles. They are only in it for themselves. AAU coaches are like strippers. They'll put on a good show and might even try to convince you they love...
  13. DarthGopher

    Ben Johnson on why he didn’t play Asuma in 2nd half (video)

    I might have liked it better if he just said he forgot.
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    Weakling Wednesday Final Weekend: Iowa @ Nebraska for the Final "Chair and a Chance"

    Nothing would go over your head because you would jump up and catch it, right Drax? 🤣
  15. DarthGopher

    WTF? Are the Gophers actually good?

    Whole post well said. In regards to the quoted above, if this team loses even the slightest bit of lubrication, they go from operational to grinding metal on metal in a shower of sparks in short order. The lead mechanic is hit or miss in his ability to diagnose the problem and return the...
  16. DarthGopher

    Wisconsin Badgers are idiots

    Who would have thought the NCAA's lack of foresight and leadership, coupled with inaction until forced by the legal system, and then topped off with a hastily implemented gong show with no guardrails would have these kinds of consequences? ;)
  17. DarthGopher

    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT IOWA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Well thanks. I wish I would have read this BEFORE I purchased over $200 in celebratory products from Party City for the parade that is apparently not gonna happen. ;)
  18. DarthGopher

    Coyle cut a deal with Ben this off-season

    Lick finger. Stick in outlet.



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