Hottest College football coaches 2026 edition Rawr

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Its that time of the year again. Who is your dreamy college football coach? This year they are including assistant coaches. ❤️

 


Kiffin flying under the radar, just as he likes it. Already mapped out sorority row in Baton Rouge.
 

All but the hottest 6 coaches have a majority of downvotes, which tracks with big data sets from online dating. Even #2 got 42% downvoted. Though we don't know if it's women doing the ranking on this list.
 



I did a quick google search of the current female college football coaches for potential write in candidates, and one of them MIGHT be Jerry Kill in drag. The ole ball coach loves coaching so much he coaches two teams.
 

Dave Clawson is in there even though he's not even coaching any more. What a stud.
 





There's an obvious omission

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More like Bricked by bricked when Ol’ Jer shows up. Sporting a classic look of a confused rodent his intangibles are off the charts. Heck, he may not be your first choice or second third or fourth but ol’ Jer is a man maker in more ways than one.

Though he may leave you for a new person every year you won’t find someone more dedicated to making something out of nothing.
 





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