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I can see only 2 whose body of work are legitimately deserving of banners: Bobby Jackson and Jordan Murphy. But if we're retiring numbers, it has to be 72, as a tribute to the number of days Gophers legend Kris Humphries endured in his marriage to Kim Kardashian.

My buddy specifically said he wouldn't pull his (significant) contributions if PJ was hired, but he absolutely would if Brian Kelly is.

As I told my Michigan buddy about PJ: he wears capri pants with no socks, but at least he keeps those pants on. Moore would've benefitted from that approach.

Just without Fitz’s baggage, which Michigan absolutely can’t have with their next hire. Shaw may not ultimately be what they want as an X’s and O’s coach, but he’s clean.

Co-head coach. Simon’s never been able to elevate himself beyond job sharing the OC role despite our desperate need for a competent play caller.

I wonder if a connection with David Shaw might make sense if they strike out with big name coaches currently with other programs. Had a great run at Stanford. Curious what he might be able to do with Michigan's resources. Currently passing game coordinator with the Lions, so he may be done with...

I've said that too, this feels like an historically weak Heisman finalist group. Mendoza's a very nice player, but he absolutely pales against most of the great QBs of the last 40 years or so.

This is what my buddy was talking about that I mentioned in an earlier post. He got his assistant pregnant (as we've discovered), but he also apparently got a student pregnant. The man was prolific.

Talk about flushing your life down the drain for a little pu$$y. Damn. Sherrone Moore's charges: - Home invasion, third degree (felony) - Stalking (misdemeanor) - Breaking and entering (misdemeanor)

My buddy, who’s usually very upbeat about all things Michigan athletics, texted this morning “This is fucking bad. We don’t come out of this without a lot of damage.”

I'll argue that NOT involving HR automatically increases the level of common sense. There's not a more worthless and overstaffed function in business than human resources.

UM currently has an interim president, so they could hit the rare interim trifecta with president, AD and head football coach!

It was his wife, Jolin, who influenced the NIL contribution for Underwood. I'm sure Larry has a side piece who has him donating money elsewhere (likely to her), but this particular one came via his wife.

Actually I think it was Larry Ellison’s wife who convinced Larry to use some of the crumbs from his Oracle billions to fund that.

As I mentioned in an earlier post, my well-connected buddy said Moore also got a student pregnant (who was not this assistant), so this one was considerably younger. Legal, but younger.