Recent content by Walter Sobchak

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    Do they run the heating Coyles after it snows while the team is away?

    ChatGPT answers: Huntington Bank Stadium, home to the Minnesota Golden Gophers, does not have heating coils beneath its turf. Unlike some stadiums in very cold regions, Huntington Bank Stadium relies on its synthetic FieldTurf surface, which can be more resilient to colder conditions compared...
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    Nebraska is back...

    A Nebraska Cornhuskers fan says, "Man, Scott Frost was the worst!" Matt Rhule overhears and, with a grin, says, "Hold my corn."
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT UCLA AT ROSE BOWL STADIUM IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Punter sucks
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    ***OFFICIAL IOWA AT MINNESOTA FLOYD OF ROSEDALE RIVALRY IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Our punter is horrible
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    The headline Sunday morning will read?...

    Blair loses the Sega NHL 95 tailgate trophy, again.
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    Describe the Gophers loss to Northwestern in one sentence

    Somewhere in the ether, Jim Wacker smiles warmly down on PJ.
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    Darius Taylor - Minnesota

    After Fleck runs Williams into the ground next week, who is left to run? Tyler three weeks ago so he is out.
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    WHO LET SANFORD BACK ON THE COACHING STAFF????!!!!

    RUN RUN PASS PUNT RUN RUN PASS PUNT RUN RUN PASS PUNT RUN RUN PASS PUNT
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    How Nebraska Matches Up With Minnesota’s Defense

    Nobody beats the Huskers, they only beat themselves...Remember what they did to people in '97.
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    ***OFFICIAL PENN STATE AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Henley just changed to lucky #13
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    ***OFFICIAL PENN STATE AT MINNESOTA IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    HENLEY IS HORRIBLE
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    Neal: Cornhuskers fans living, cheering in Minnesota were happy, for a half, against Gophers

    How hard did they have to twist this columnists arm to go to a bar though?
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    WE GOT THIS!

    Hey. Like I said. We always had this!
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    WE GOT THIS!

    Ok, it will be Athan.
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    WE GOT THIS!

    All you banging on Tanner will eat your words as he leads us back to victory! BOOK IT!!!
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