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    Take a deep breath, it’ll be okay.

    While there are several bugs in the portal who can replace Payne’s production, when you start to consider if they will play here the number decreases precipitously. Hell, Morgan has higher numbers at 94.4 on 247! It’s not like Mychal Thompson is leaving!
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    Goldy Gopher in the Portal

    This just in: Goldy Gopher shot by Carl the groundskeeper at Hazeltine National Golf Club! Carl’s boss stated, “That was a traitorous rodent if I ever saw one! I made him into haggis for the alley cats out back!”
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    Take a deep breath, it’ll be okay.

    If this ended up happening, would we all be ok? Bumrush for the portal stops and Garcia, Christie, Mitchell and Hawkins remain. We sign the Waseca kid and Hadley. New starting lineup: Morgan -C Garcia-PF Hadley-sf Christie-sg Hawkins-pg Reserves: Mitchell Fox Betts Keinys Grove Asuma Portal...
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    Returning Playas for 2024-25

    Ihnen jumped ship as well!
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    Former Waseca HS and NDSU 6-foot-10 big Andrew Morgan will visit the Gophers on Thursday

    How about we pitch our head coaching position to ABC as a reality show! They pick some lucky Gopher fan to coach the team for a year and provide him several million dollars in NIL to recruit his/her team. The university hired the assistant coaches to actually coach and ABC puts “The Coach” in...
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    Former Waseca HS and NDSU 6-foot-10 big Andrew Morgan will visit the Gophers on Thursday

    Andrew! Welcome to campus! Here is the athletes village and look here is one of your future teammates Josh…… Uh, well here is one Pharr….. well, umm, wait, here is Braede…. Well I guess we can show you how many available minutes are waiting for you! We like to play our guys for nearly the...
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    NIL World

    Since college basketball is rapidly deteriorating into who can pay the most to their players, we are thinking about this whole coaching thing wrong. Perhaps Cole should offer the Head Coach position to any wealthy Billionaire who has an affinity for college hoops. Marc Cuban could buy us a...
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    Go Get Musselman

    Musselman won’t be able to fix this. We need a Deon like hire who brings NIL with him. So what retired NBA player has enough swag to do for us what Deon has done for Colorado? Does KG want to coach?
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    Braeden Carrington in the Portal

    They came in together and they are leaving together! God this sucks!
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    Returning Playas for 2024-25

    This is’nt looking good with all the Sophomores jumping ship! Stand by for heavy waves as I can’t see why Garcia and Christie would possibly stay without Payne.
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    ***OFFICIAL MINNESOTA AT INDIANA STATE NIT IN-GAME THREAD!!!***

    Was it just me or did the Sycamore guards look twice as fast as the Gophers?
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    College Basketball Transfer Portal Thread - 2024

    Jamal Mashburn into the portal!
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    College Basketball Transfer Portal Thread - 2024

    Essegian from Whisky would be a decent addition!
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    Returning Playas for 2024-25

    Thought it would be good to consolidate who is guaranteed to be on the roster in the fall. Portal: Payne (ouch) JoJ Carrington (and there goes the Sophmore class) Ihnen Returning Starters: Hawkins Incoming freshmen: Asuma Groves Eligible to return yet undeclared: Garcia Mitchell Christie...



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