I wouldn't name my kid Shithead and reason that "we can just call him by a nickname, so 'minimal impact.'" It'd be different if it was a new arena, but we're talking about trashcanning tradition for money.
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Ex-Colorado State Star Sends 5-Word Message to Niko Medved After Minnesota Golden Gophers Hiring
Actual message: "Thank you for making me a better basketball player, but most importantly, a better young man. I am excited about this new opportunity for you and all Minnesotans should...