Recent content by everybody knows my name

Farewell Koi, I wish you many broken legs.

OH NO. This thing is going to continue to grow and mutate as long as the schools think they can make more money. Eventually the college football playoff will own the schools. We're all going to die.

Please don't drink and post. You risk harm to yourself and others.

Niko & the boys bringing some magic back to the Barn!

See?

Get out of here with that negativity. It isn't a choke or a collapse as long as there's hope.

I don't like this foul situation. I fear our starters are going to begin fouling out and the game will slip away.

He looks like a big 14 year old, but he is a big boy.

Might as well have been a fist to the jaw. It was just as hard and just as deliberate.

The Barn looks more full tonight. I want so badly for it to become a torture chamber again.

They need to understand you can't just theorize a foul. You have to actually witness it.

Will the good guys win tonight? Seems unlikely, but not impossible. WHO HATES IOWA?

The sport is racing toward a cliff. But in the meantime they're putting on quite a show.

You can lose ground on a pass completion, too. You can also break your leg, have a heart attack, or be abducted by aliens. Maybe we need to adjust the old Woody Hayes proverb to reflect every possible eventuality.

I love the run. The most fun I ever had watching a Gophers offense was the Barber & Maroney days. What could be better than a bunch of 5-8 yard runs setting up the home run TD pass?