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I like pork and corn on the cob.

Northwestern has a pulse.

2025 is better than 1983 in some ways. This is one of them.

Majestic Golden Gophers: 16 Iowa Hogeyes: 10 The Gophers have 200+ yards rushing and 200+ yards passing. The Ioways actually outgain Minnesota, but have at least three turnovers. The black and yellow storm the field and tear down the goalposts because they're just dumb. Thankfully, Kinnick...

Comparing the descriptions of Minnesota's performance with that of Meatchicken's performance is comical. Minnesota beats a ranked 5-1 team 24-6, and it's "convincing but ugly." The Smithereens beat an unranked 5-1 team 24-7, and "everything is working."

Further: Franklin wins more at Nebraska than Rhule ever would.

I would like to point out that I made the most amazingly accurate prediction ever. I predicted the Gophers would win by 13, and they won by 18. It's practically the same thing. I predicted that all of Nebraska's points would come by field goal, and I was 100% right. I predicted that Darius...

Hey Talon! Welcome back! Always nice to see you on the board.

Okay, friend. I promise not to have any more opinions if you do, too.

That's awesome!

Whoah

Sure, let em. You don't see me saying that it should be prohibited.

I think you're being awfully sensitive, ForgotMurray. I'm just saying it's time for Gopher fans to up our game. It's certainly time to up yours.

No, I get it. I remember '83, '89, '90, etc. And beating Nebraska gives me a great feeling. Furthermore, I think I yell louder than anyone when we beat Northwestern or Purdue. But running onto the field, I think is reserved for momentous occasions - beating top 5 team, breaking a losing...

Hey, that's hurtful, DeadMurray.