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Planet Bonin21 where he can never be happy when the Gophers win.

They are stealing the souls of the children they pretend to wave to at the hospital, they are trading their souls with the devil to...

Well, you can’t deny the longtime accuracy of Thor Nystrom from…[checks notes] Fantasy Sports…from a piece from almost a year ago, I...

A word of caution with si.com articles - they are notorious clickbait, written with sensationalized headlines, wild takes and opinion...

I just do not understand these takes. Why do some fans insist on flogging themselves with these kinds of predictions about a future that...

100%. I saw them shake hands around the 40-45 yd line toward the open end of the stadium.

I was going to complain if they didn’t I know wisconsin is a 4 win team and beating them has become routine, but if you have a chance...

Was that before or after he single-handedly blew the California game?

A snow globe filled with pure joy.

Children born in Wisconsin 5 years ago have now spent 80% of their lives under the oppressive hand of their Gopher overlords.

These last couple weren't really field storming s.....more just the students coming onto the field to celebrate with the players.

Heaven forbid people have fun.

This. If he doesn’t it’ll be the Ol’ 15 ACT and his lack of anyone to look him in the eye and tell him the truth rearing its ugly head.

Let the freshman kick. There is no point trotting Frank Fiftypercent out there to shank kicks longer than an extra point.

This mentality transcends gopher football in the state of Minnesota. I don’t know what kind of traffic GH gets, but the above may be an...