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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    Louis Varland coming through for his old teammate, giving up a single also to make it a 2 hitter.
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    ‘80s BoSox were a pleasure; once they won the WS, the whole brand became insufferable. One note, I think in the late ‘70s it became the Rice-Lynn-Dewey Evans with his rocket arm, and Yaz shifting to 1B. Right there for great ‘80s outfields were the Blue Jays (George Bell-Lloyd Moseby-Jesse...
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    Cecil Fielder, Darrell Evans, Ron Kittle, Steve Balboni, Matt Stairs, Rob Deer, Andre Thornton! Remembering some guys who wouldn’t look out of place at a beer league softball game.
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    Just took a look at the All Star game box score and I hope the NL can get a hit or two in the 8th/9th inning. Through 7 innings they’ve got one hit, a single by Juan Soto off Joe Ryan. I’d rather that not be repeated ad nauseum from here on through eternity. The NL starter got knocked around...
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    I was thinking of Ortiz as a comparison, especially given their similarities-best positioned at DH, garrulous hometown favs, postseason success. Ortiz was about 6 WAR above Schwarber at age 32 and was pretty consistently solid through age 40 (he posted his fourth best WAR in that final season)...
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    I finished watching the HR Derby tonight (my boys were entertained by the opening round and wanted to see the conclusion) and I got to wondering, is Kyle Schwarber going to be a Hall of Famer? He’s sitting at 379 HR’s, so he has a good chance to reach 400 by the end of his age 33 season, so it’s...
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    All Things 2026 Minnesota Twins In-Season Thread

    During this All-Star break, if you’re looking to fill your baseball diet, I can recommend this podcast on Bert Blyleven’s career, a thorough and insightful trek in which I learned a lot about Circle Me. (the podcast is a recent discovery for me, and I am finding it really enjoyable)...
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    All Things Immaculate Grid-related (MLB, NBA, NFL)

    Already used two today (Tigers C Dingler and Miami’s 2B Otto Lopez)
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    All Things Immaculate Grid-related (MLB, NBA, NFL)

    Twins on the Grid again, and I was able to scrape some unique players with Wolfe and Gant, plus Jarvis, who pitched very briefly and poorly for the Twins some years back.
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    Grandfather sent flying by a bison at Yellowstone

    An incredible video to watch, I can only imagine the terror of being chased by a bison. I hope the old fella can bounce back. https://cowboystatedaily.com/2026/07/11/tourist-seriously-injured-after-yellowstone-bison-launches-man-8-feet-in-the-air/
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    Biggest surprises in the Twins first half.

    I’d add Ryan Kriedler’s solid play, both at the bat and in the field, allowing the shifting of the infielders to better fit their strengths/shelter their weaknesses.
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    Biggest surprises in the Twins first half.

    I voted for the three pitchers—without them, I imagine we’d be in Royals territory and speculating what we would get for Joe Ryan at the deadline and if Buxton would waive his no-trade clause.
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    All Things 2025-2026 Minnesota Timberwolves Offseason Thread

    LeBron’s swan song appears to be shaping up like MJ’s last years-more akin to a whimper than a hurrah. I also think when we get out a few years from now, his desire/finagling to stay in the Eastern Conference (save for his one foray into the West, which excepting the COVID year was...
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    All Things Immaculate Grid-related (MLB, NBA, NFL)

    I was able to hit some deep cuts today to sweep the unique players for the Twins (and across the 10 win category, plus the Aussie, Shipley): Kinnunen actually holds a very obscure MLB record-most lifetime appearances without a decision-48 games without a win, loss, or a save. Powell was a 1st...



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