Ski-U-Mah with the Coon in the corner
hoping and praying with holy libation
outside the sun sets with fellow rodent parishioners
right to the southwest is their house of religion
nearing is a time where our apostles prepare for armageddon
enough is the blasphemy written of our playing ways...
Beavcoon was in the hole with his friend The Mole.
As you see, he isn’t so blind
To know about the incoming dole.
The shovels will be ready, so don't be in a bind.
Poke the dough boy in his belly
Watch him squiggle and giggle,
The money will be of the bevy
You’ll have extra change in the pocket...
Red van up on blocks
Weeds in the Ski-U-Mah lot
Goldy is resting
TCF sits with the stones
Footballs collect dust bunnies
Beavcoon in the room with jazzy mndouggie doug and the half pound.
On the desk of a mighty Gopher
Sits the historic maroon and gold vessel.
Along side this icon stands a hooved omnivore like no other
Soon will be an ax of battle.
With a ring of the bell was a test of mettle,
And new pieces of lumber broken on the corn of a husker
Waiting for the band of...
Santa Clause is on his merry way
With a bag full of cash, it's hard to say...
Sources close within say it's a mighty brick
To be laid down with such fanfare
A recruit would best heed this mighty share.
One hears this donation comes from a place of candy,
Others claim it's of dough and sauce to...
