Breakin' The Plane
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The coach who stole his hairstyle from Biff Tannen appeared during the 5 o'clock hour on KFAN with Justin Gaard. Gaard asked him, "You're going for a Big Ten title every year, but how far away do you think you are from that Ohio State/Michigan-type tradition?"
"Well, obviously we want to be as close as we can to that Ohio State type of success. I think we're beyond Michigan, we've beat them the past couple of years."
Yeah, you're beyond Michigan. 11 national titles to zero. 42 conference titles to 12. 77 All-Americans to 22. A complete meathead in every sense of the word.
I hate Gaard, but I'll give him credit. He asked him about the 2-point play. Of course, Bert took the weasel's way out.
"Well, obviously we want to be as close as we can to that Ohio State type of success. I think we're beyond Michigan, we've beat them the past couple of years."
Yeah, you're beyond Michigan. 11 national titles to zero. 42 conference titles to 12. 77 All-Americans to 22. A complete meathead in every sense of the word.
I hate Gaard, but I'll give him credit. He asked him about the 2-point play. Of course, Bert took the weasel's way out.